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23. n\u00f3vember 2024<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u00dea\u00f0 hefur veri\u00f0 til umr\u00e6\u00f0u me\u00f0 \u00e1g\u00e6tri vinkonu a\u00f0 l\u00f6ngu s\u00e9 kominn t\u00edmi \u00e1 a\u00f0 hverfa fr\u00e1 Fjasb\u00f3kinni og sn\u00faa s\u00e9r a\u00f0 ritvelli sem s\u00ed\u00f0ur er ritsko\u00f0a\u00f0ur, sitt \u00e1 hva\u00f0 af g\u00f3\u00f0a og vonda f\u00f3lkinu, \u00fdmist til a\u00f0 vernda tilfinningar og tilveru transf\u00f3lks og misbj\u00f3\u00f0a – en alltaf og \u00f3fr\u00e1v\u00edkjanlega \u00ed fl\u00fatti vi\u00f0 r\u00edkjandi kap\u00edtalisma, l\u00f6glega hv\u00edta yfirbur\u00f0arhyggju og str\u00ed\u00f0sbrask.

\u00de\u00e1 rifja\u00f0ist upp a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er ekki langt s\u00ed\u00f0an m\u00e6tur f\u00e9lagi, Nor\u00f0dahl, kvaddi s\u00e9r athygli og vildi henni beina aftur \u00e1 bloggsl\u00f3\u00f0ir, og reyndar \u00e1 s\u00ed\u00f0u sem hann hefur skrifa\u00f0 \u00e1 n\u00e1nast daglega \u00ed 20 \u00e1r.
\u00deetta snerist um nokkurskonar lestrar\u00e1tak!\u00a0\u00dea\u00f0 er l\u00f6ngu \u00feekkt a\u00f0 \u00fer\u00e1tt fyrir allan t\u00edmann sem f\u00f3lk haugast \u00e1 F\u00e9sinu – \u00fe\u00e1 les \u00fea\u00f0 aldrei stakasta staf – en ekki s\u00ed\u00f0ur um innihaldsr\u00edkan, gefandi,svarandi og spyrjandi texta.

Vinkonan, sem vill helst sn\u00faa s\u00e9r a\u00f0 Twitter, er \u00feessvegna ekki alveg a\u00f0 kaupa bloggformi\u00f0 – \u00fev\u00ed henni finnst vanta gagnvirkni – \u00fea\u00f0 er ef bloggi\u00f0 \u00e1 a\u00f0 koma \u00e1 sta\u00f0 umr\u00e6\u00f0u.
Reyndar vir\u00f0ast flest p\u00f3sta blogginu s\u00ednu \u00e1 Fjasb\u00f3ki\u00f0 og umr\u00e6\u00f0an fer \u00fe\u00e1 fram \u00fear. En best v\u00e6ri ef \u00f6ll l\u00e6su bara hvers annars blogg og sv\u00f6ru\u00f0u s\u00ed\u00f0an \u00e1 s\u00ednum eigin bloggum.
\u00c9g man a\u00f0 m\u00f6guleikinn \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 svara \u00edtarlegar \u00e1 \u00e1hugaver\u00f0um \u00fer\u00e6\u00f0i \u00e1 Fjas, Google+ e\u00f0a Twitter, en a\u00f0 apa einfaldlega “gott og amen” e\u00f0a “\u00feegi \u00fe\u00fa, f\u00edfli\u00f0 \u00feitt” – var \u00ed upphafi drepinn ni\u00f0ur af h\u00e1sk\u00f3la-analistum sem t\u00f3ku s\u00e9r d\u00f3msvald yfir \u00fev\u00ed hva\u00f0a pr\u00f3t\u00f3koll skyldu vi\u00f0 l\u00fd\u00f0i – \u00feegar \u00feau s\u00f6g\u00f0u a\u00f0 allt lengra en h\u00e1lf setning \u00e1 \u00fer\u00e6\u00f0i v\u00e6ri “bl\u00f3\u00f0suguh\u00e1ttur \u00e1 bloggi annarra”.

Var \u00fea\u00f0 n\u00fa aldeilis gagnleg vi\u00f0b\u00f3t vi\u00f0 \u00feessa tilraun \u00ed opinni umr\u00e6\u00f0u.

Styttist n\u00fa \u00f3\u00f0um \u00ed punktinn.
Skemmst er svo a\u00f0 segja a\u00f0 nokkur fleiri endurv\u00f6ktu g\u00f6mul blogg \u00feegar leyni\u00fej\u00f3nusta Sj\u00e1lfst\u00e6\u00f0isflokksins gr\u00f3f upp og sk\u00fabba\u00f0i Bloggs\u00ed\u00f0u Samfylkings, sem ku hafa veri\u00f0 mikill sv\u00edvir\u00f0ingur og d\u00f3ni, og hugsu\u00f0u til baka og vildu ganga \u00far skugga um hvort d\u00f3naskapur og steggsh\u00e1ttur \u00feeirra hef\u00f0i nokku\u00f0 veri\u00f0 alveg \u00f3fyrirgefanlegur, einsog hj\u00e1 \u00f6\u00f0rum.

Ma\u00f0ur er nefndur Ai Weiwei og var mikill bloggari. Hann er samf\u00e9lagslega gagnr\u00fdninn listama\u00f0ur og var ekki alltaf gefi\u00f0 a\u00f0 hann fengi plattform me\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 sem hann vildi segja.
\u00deessvegna blogga\u00f0i hann. \u00deegar hann vakti m\u00e1ls \u00e1 og neita\u00f0i a\u00f0 h\u00e6tta a\u00f0 fjalla um umhverfisslys sem r\u00edki\u00f0 vildi \u00feegja \u00ed hel, var blogginu hans loka\u00f0. Hann f\u00e6r\u00f0i sig \u00fev\u00ed yfir \u00e1 Twitter. M\u00e6 ndj\u00fa! \u00feetta er \u00e1ratugum \u00e1\u00f0uren Twitter breyttist \u00ed falsfr\u00e9ttafen og \u00e1\u00f0ur en M\u00f6ski\u00f0 t\u00f3k yfir.
\u00c1 Twitter \u00e1orka\u00f0i hann \u00fdmsum aktivisma \u00fear \u00e1 me\u00f0al a\u00f0 virkja allan heiminn i a\u00f0 \u00fer\u00fdsta \u00e1 um a\u00f0 fangelsa\u00f0i aktivistinn Liu Xiabo fengi Fri\u00f0arver\u00f0laun N\u00f3bels.
Sums\u00e9 erg\u00f3; blogg er gott og ef Twitter er nota\u00f0 sem aktiv\u00edskt blogg \u00fe\u00e1 er \u00fea\u00f0 gott. Einsog Weiwei segir sj\u00e1lfur \u00fe\u00e1 er listama\u00f0ur aktivisti \u00ed e\u00f0li s\u00ednu, \u00ed \u00feeirri merkingu a\u00f0 listin getur aldrei veri\u00f0 neitt anna\u00f0 en framkv\u00e6md.

Raus \u00e1 Fjasbook, og jafnvel \u00e1\u00f0uren hanna\u00f0ur var l\u00f3garitmi tila\u00f0 fela \u00f3\u00e6skilegar sko\u00f0anir, er \u00feannig pass\u00edft \u00ed e\u00f0li s\u00ednu. E\u00f0a einsog analf\u00f3lki\u00f0 \u00fatsk\u00fdr\u00f0i, allt sem sagt er \u00e1 Fjasb\u00f3k, umfram “v\u00e1” og “en s\u00e6tt!” er bl\u00f3\u00f0sog \u00e1 framlagi hins eina akt\u00edfa hluta b\u00f3karinnar, sem er hinn digitisera\u00f0i vilji hv\u00edtrar fj\u00e1rm\u00e1la- og str\u00ed\u00f0shyggju og birtist \u00ed margnefndum l\u00f3karitma.

Fyrir \u00feau sem l\u00e1su allalei\u00f0 hinga\u00f0; fylgist me\u00f0; \u00ed n\u00e6sta bloggi mun \u00e9g \u00fatsk\u00fdra HVER stendur \u00ed raun og veru \u00e1 bakvi\u00f0 GERFIGREIND, og af hverju. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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12. n\u00f3vember<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nokku\u00f0 til \u00ed \u00feessu verki. Ef uppnefningarnar og \u00fat\u00e1setningarnar hafa engan endapunkt, yfirs\u00fdn e\u00f0a aga, og magnast bara exp\u00f3nensjall\u00ed einsog styrkur She-Hulk \u00fe\u00e1 endar \u00feetta bara \u00ed (\u00e1) einhverri steypu – og hefur allsenga merkingu og enn s\u00ed\u00f0ur \u00e1hrif. (einsog \u00feessi mynd sem er inn\u00ed l\u00e6stu b\u00edlaporti)
T\u00f6kum j\u00f3la-andann \u00ed or\u00f0i og gj\u00f6r\u00f0 og h\u00e6ttum \u00feessari keppni um ferlegustu umm\u00e6lin um J\u00f3n Gunnarsson og hans l\u00edka, og vorkennum honum frekar fyrir a\u00f0 vera Sj\u00e1lfst\u00e6\u00f0isma\u00f0ur. \u00cd st\u00f3raskemanu er t\u00e6past til neitt verra.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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14. okt\u00f3ber<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Thanos ver\u00f0ur a\u00f0eins minna simpat\u00edskur ef helmingun heimsins var ekki \u00ed \u00fe\u00e1gu umhverfisverndar, heldur meira til a\u00f0 ganga \u00ed augun \u00e1 stelpu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

E\u00f0a hva\u00f0?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vi\u00f0 \u00feetta m\u00e1 svo e\u00f0lilega b\u00e6ta: Heyr\u00f0i \u00e1\u00f0an \u00e1 tal tveggja fulltr\u00faa fe\u00f0raveldisins r\u00e6\u00f0a AS\u00cd m\u00e1lin \u00fatfr\u00e1 g\u00f6mlu hetjunum einsog Gvendi jaka. Honum var \u00fea\u00f0 me\u00f0al annars til hr\u00f3ss a\u00f0 gefa engum t\u00e6kif\u00e6ri \u00e1 a\u00f0 stinga sig \u00ed baki\u00f0, hvernig sem hann f\u00f3r a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed, m\u00f6gulega var hann alltaf a\u00f0 sn\u00faa s\u00e9r \u00ed hring einsog Derv\u00edsi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

En \u00fe\u00e1 rifja\u00f0ist upp <\/a>a\u00f0 me\u00f0an g\u00f6mlu kempurnar voru “g\u00f3\u00f0ar” gagnvart undirf\u00f3lki s\u00ednu \u00ed st\u00e9ttarf\u00e9l\u00f6gunum, \u00fe\u00e1 var f\u00f3lk einsog Tolli og s\u00ed\u00f0ar Bubbi sem voru me\u00f0 annan f\u00f3tinn \u00ed \u00feessum f\u00e9lagasamt\u00f6kum, en l\u00edka \u00e1 s\u00ednum eigin forsendum og gat \u00fev\u00ed haldi\u00f0 uppi gagnr\u00fdni, og ger\u00f0i, \u00e1 forustu st\u00e9ttarf\u00e9laga.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00de\u00f3 \u00fev\u00ed s\u00e9 \u00f3svara\u00f0 hver er hetja og hver v\u00e1li (villain) \u00ed dag, \u00fe\u00e1 m\u00e1 allavega segja a\u00f0 S\u00f3lRagVilli\u00f0 s\u00e9 TollaBubb okkar t\u00edma.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00dev\u00ed m\u00e6tti einhver taka til svona styrkleika t\u00f6lfr\u00e6\u00f0i um pers\u00f3nur og leikendur \u00ed verkal\u00fd\u00f0shreyfingunni, einsog Marvel gerir um sitt f\u00f3lk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00dea\u00f0 er alfari\u00f0 nau\u00f0synlegt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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21. september<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Raunveruleikinn” okkar er \u00feannig or\u00f0inn a\u00f0 n\u00fa r\u00e1\u00f0gumst vi\u00f0 vi\u00f0 \u00f3raunveruleika\u00fe\u00e6tti (sittkoms, ser\u00edals) tila\u00f0 komast aftur ni\u00f0ur \u00e1 j\u00f6r\u00f0ina.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00d3\u00fe\u00e6gileg heg\u00f0un annarra \u00e1 vinnusta\u00f0 e\u00f0a \u00f6\u00f0ru nau\u00f0ungarr\u00fdmi e\u00f0a vi\u00f0 a\u00f0rar nau\u00f0ungara\u00f0st\u00e6\u00f0ur, eru miki\u00f0 til tals og s\u00fdnist ei s\u00e1tt um – einsog \u00fear er skrifa\u00f0.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Boston Legal ser\u00edan sem \u00ed minni m\u00ednu er einn merkari minnisvar\u00f0i millenn\u00edum \u00f6fganna, ss \u00feegar einstaklingshyggja, \u00faltrakap\u00edtalismi og menningar- og samf\u00e9lagslegur n\u00edhilismi voru <\/a>normi\u00f0, hva\u00f0an sem \u00fe\u00fa komst, hvernig sem \u00fe\u00fa leist \u00fat e\u00f0a hve margar kr\u00f3nur e\u00f0a hlutabr\u00e9f \u00fe\u00fa \u00e1ttir \u00ed veskinu. Og “fallega f\u00f3lki\u00f0” var f\u00ednt or\u00f0 yfir \u00feau sem eru efst \u00ed goggunarr\u00f6\u00f0inni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Boston Legal er l\u00edka fyrst og fremst framhaldsser\u00eda um allskonar einelti \u00e1 vinnusta\u00f0, – nota or\u00f0i\u00f0 einelti h\u00e9r tila\u00f0 geta sett allt ofbeldi\u00f0 \u00ed eina sk\u00e1l. Flest allt er frekar fyndi\u00f0 og aflei\u00f0ingalaust, einsog f\u00e1t\u00e6ka f\u00f3lki\u00f0 og eignaleysingjarnir sem stj\u00f6rnul\u00f6gfr\u00e6\u00f0ingurinn, Denny Crane, vill skj\u00f3ta – og gerir \u00fea\u00f0 \u00edtreka\u00f0 og kemst upp me\u00f0.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A\u00f0al l\u00f6gfr\u00e6\u00f0ingarnir tveir eru l\u00edka yfirl\u00fdstir \u00e1reitismenn, \u00ed merkingunni, annar kallar \u00fea\u00f0 \u00f3rj\u00fafanlegan hlut af sinni pers\u00f3nu og gerir \u00fe\u00e1 kr\u00f6fu til samf\u00e9lags kvenna a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e6r vir\u00f0i\/toleri \u00fea\u00f0. Hinn telur sig gu\u00f0s gj\u00f6f til manna\/kvenna og \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 hei\u00f0ur og \u00e1n\u00e6gja allra a\u00f0 hann \u00fer\u00f6ngvi s\u00e9r upp\u00e1 \u00feau\/\u00fe\u00e6r – \u00ed a\u00f0ra r\u00f6ndina er hann formlega afsaka\u00f0ur me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hann s\u00e9 heilabila\u00f0ur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Af gefnu tilefni; auk \u00feess a\u00f0 bj\u00f3\u00f0a konum a\u00f0 \u00fej\u00f3nusta sig \u00ed t\u00edma og \u00f3t\u00edma er hann og mj\u00f6g upptekinn af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 segja fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed hversu mikill afreksma\u00f0ur hann er \u00ed b\u00f3linu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Allar konur hj\u00e1 fyrirt\u00e6kinu skrifa undir afsal\/waifer vi\u00f0 r\u00e1\u00f0ningu um a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e6r muni aldrei kvarta undan e\u00f0a k\u00e6ra framfer\u00f0i sem \u00fe\u00e6r upplifa sem kynfer\u00f0islegt \u00e1reiti – en einn af eigendum fyrirt\u00e6kisins er kona og til hennar leita nokkrar tila\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 leysa \u00feessi \u00f3\u00fe\u00e6gilegu vi\u00f0reynslum\u00e1l\/ofbeldis\u00e1reiti \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 lenda \u00ed lagalegum \u00f3g\u00f6ngum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cd einu sl\u00edku tilfelli fr\u00e9ttir annar d\u00f3nakallinn af \u00fev\u00ed og hann f\u00e6r kvartandann \u00e1 sinn fund og l\u00fdsir yfir undrun sinni. Fundurinn fer a\u00f0 sn\u00faast um sam\u00fa\u00f0 me\u00f0 honum vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 kvartandinn kom ekki beint til hans tila\u00f0 f\u00e1 \u00farlausn sinna m\u00e1la. D\u00f3nakallinn \u00feakkar fyrir \u00e1bendinguna og bi\u00f0ur kvartandann vinsamlegast \u00ed framt\u00ed\u00f0inni sn\u00faa s\u00e9r beint til s\u00edn \u00ed hvert sinn sem upplifi h\u00fan kynfer\u00f0islegt \u00e1reiti fr\u00e1 honum. Og \u00feau brosa s\u00ednu brei\u00f0asta \u00feegar \u00feau kve\u00f0ja.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cd \u00f6\u00f0ru tilviki me\u00f0 \u00feeim heilabila\u00f0a, skipar kvenkyns eigandinn honum a\u00f0 settla m\u00e1lin me\u00f0 kvartanda. Heilabila\u00f0i d\u00f3nakallinn fer og \u00fatsk\u00fdrir fyrir kvartanda a\u00f0 h\u00fan s\u00e9 \u00ed raun ekki a\u00f0 kvarta undan kynfer\u00f0islegum \u00e1huga hans, heldur s\u00e9 h\u00fan uppfull af minnim\u00e1ttarkennd og hr\u00e6\u00f0slu yfir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 vera of feit og h\u00fan s\u00e9 a\u00f0 yfirf\u00e6ra \u00fea\u00f0 vandam\u00e1l yfir \u00e1 sig og kalla eftir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hann s\u00fdni henni n\u00f3gu mikinn \u00e1huga tila\u00f0 kve\u00f0a ni\u00f0ur minnim\u00e1ttarkenndina.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Og \u00feetta er me\u00f0an or\u00f0i\u00f0 “mansplain” var enn\u00fe\u00e1 fagor\u00f0 fastlega l\u00e6st inni \u00ed \u00ed\u00f0or\u00f0abankahirslu Kynjafr\u00e6\u00f0ideildar h\u00e1sk\u00f3lanna.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00dea\u00f0 sem vekur fyrst og fremst athygli h\u00e9r er \u00e1herslan \u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00feolendur eigi a\u00f0 leysa m\u00e1lin sj\u00e1lf me\u00f0 gerendum s\u00ednum.(sem er fyndi\u00f0 sj\u00f3narmi\u00f0 fr\u00e1 l\u00f6gfr\u00e6\u00f0ingum) \u00dea\u00f0 gefur til kynna \u00fe\u00e1 sko\u00f0un a\u00f0 \u00ed flestum tilfellum s\u00e9 um misskilning a\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0a og a\u00f0 einungis \u00feurfi a\u00f0 h\u00f6f\u00f0a beint til g\u00f3\u00f0mennsku og r\u00e9ttl\u00e6tiskenndar gerandans – sem \u00ed raun s\u00e9 enginn gerandi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00dea\u00f0 sem blasir vi\u00f0 \u00ed dag er a\u00f0 hvort heldur d\u00f3mskerfi, e\u00f0a innanh\u00fas verkf\u00e6ri fyrirt\u00e6kja og stofnana tila\u00f0 leysa \u00far deilum e\u00f0a breg\u00f0ast vi\u00f0 ofbeldi eru svo l\u00f6sku\u00f0 e\u00f0a vanvirk a\u00f0 f\u00f3lk f\u00e6r aldrei nein vi\u00f0br\u00f6g\u00f0 nema me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 rj\u00faka \u00ed fj\u00f6lmi\u00f0la – fara \u00ed f\u00f3rnarlambsfrokkinn og f\u00e1 umfj\u00f6llun um s\u00edn m\u00e1l einhverssta\u00f0ar inn \u00e1 milli s\u00fdninga \u00e1 \u00fe\u00e1ttum einsog Boston Legal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Stundum er f\u00f3lk gu\u00f0slifandifegi\u00f0 yfir umhverfisv\u00e1nni \u00fev\u00ed h\u00fan er \u00fea\u00f0 eina sem s\u00fdnir a\u00f0 t\u00edminn l\u00ed\u00f0ur<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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5. september<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00dea\u00f0 eru (allavega) fj\u00f6lmargar klisjur um kj\u00e1naskap sem vi\u00f0gengst svo t\u00edtt \u00e1 \u00cdslandi a\u00f0 kalla megi n\u00e1tt\u00farul\u00f6gm\u00e1l. Ein \u00feeirra er a\u00f0 Capo di Capo Sj\u00e1lfst\u00e6\u00f0isflokksins \u00fearf aldrei a\u00f0 axla \u00e1byrg\u00f0 \u00e1 neinu, en undirs\u00e1tar hans \u00ed flokknum – stundum – og samstarfsflokkar alltaf og s\u00edfellt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00d6nnur klisja er kanski ekki alveg endilega s\u00e9r\u00edslensk, en \u00fea\u00f0 er a\u00f0 konur komist s\u00ed\u00f0ur upp me\u00f0 brot og mist\u00f6k \u00ed starfi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00deessvegna, \u00ed tele\u00f3l\u00f3gisku samhengi \u00edslensku, er alls ekki fr\u00e1leitt a\u00f0 yfirma\u00f0ur <\/a>Vi\u00f0skiptaogmenningarm\u00e1la ver\u00f0i l\u00e1tin s\u00e6ta \u00e1byrg\u00f0 \u00e1 nokkrum brotum\/mist\u00f6kum sem engin er \u00ed raun a\u00f0 \u00fer\u00e6ta fyrir – en, og \u00fea\u00f0 er ekki veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 verja \u00feennan tiltekna r\u00e1\u00f0herra, hennar kyn e\u00f0a nokku\u00f0 anna\u00f0 – finnst f\u00f3lki \u00feetta virkilega \u00ed lagi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sj\u00e1lfst\u00e6\u00f0isbossinn notar emb\u00e6tti\u00f0 sitt tila\u00f0 koma vel \u00fat\u00far bankahruni, felur eigur s\u00ednar fyrir skattinum, setur l\u00f6gbann \u00e1 fj\u00f6lmi\u00f0la, selur banka s\u00ednum pabba – og \u00fea\u00f0 er ekki einsog \u00feetta s\u00e9 eitthva\u00f0 \u00e1 f\u00e1rra vitor\u00f0i, 2 ranns\u00f3knarbla\u00f0amenn Stundarinnar helgu\u00f0u bla\u00f0i\u00f0 og t\u00edma s\u00ednum \u00f6llum \u00ed \u00ferj\u00fa \u00e1r a\u00f0 flytja n\u00e1kv\u00e6mar sk\u00fdrslur af \u00feessu, og fyrir \u00feau sem hafa ekki t\u00edma \u00ed a\u00f0 lesa, \u00fea\u00f0 m\u00e1tti sj\u00e1 \u00ed beinni \u00fatsendingu hj\u00e1 sj\u00f3nvarpinu \u00feegar Bj\u00f6rn Lev\u00ed f\u00f3r yfir n\u00fdske\u00f0asta afbrot stj\u00f3rnm\u00e1lamannsins.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Er \u00fea\u00f0 virkilega \u00ed lagi a\u00f0 vi\u00f0halda \u00feessum \u00f6murlegu klisjum og l\u00e1ta pe\u00f0in falla en aldrei takast \u00e1 vi\u00f0 hi\u00f0 raunverulega vandam\u00e1l? Lemja hundinn fyrst \u00fe\u00fa hefur ekki kjark tila\u00f0 m\u00e6ta hinum raunverulega \u00f3vin?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00dea\u00f0 finnst m\u00e9r frekar draslaralegt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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31. \u00e1g\u00fast<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00c9g s\u00e1 kallinn tro\u00f0a upp einusinni \u00ed P\u00e9tursborg – fyrir mann sem er \u00ed flokki me\u00f0 Jes\u00fas, Hedy Lamarr, Tesla og \u00feeim sem fann upp samlokuna, var hann b\u00fdsna jar\u00f0tengdur og a\u00f0gengilegur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

En \u00fea\u00f0 er r\u00e9tt einsog s\u00e9st \u00ed augl\u00fdsingunni, sem ver\u00f0ur m\u00f6gulega eina heimilidin um afrek hans, a\u00f0 samlandar hans utan og innan R\u00fasslands voru og eru s\u00edfellt a\u00f0 nagast \u00ed honum – \u00ed g\u00e6r s\u00e1 \u00e9g eina unga konu kommentera “vertu velkominn \u00ed helv\u00edti” \u00e1 andl\u00e1tstilkynninguna.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hann var anna\u00f0hvort Antikristur <\/a>e\u00f0a bjargv\u00e6ttur landsins, en \u00ed h\u00e1sk\u00f3lasamf\u00e9laginu samm\u00e6ltist f\u00f3lk um eitt, a\u00f0 hann hef\u00f0i tala\u00f0 vonda r\u00fassnesku. Nokku\u00f0 sem \u00e9g man ekki til a\u00f0 erlendir st\u00fadentar hef\u00f0u or\u00f0i\u00f0 v\u00f6r vi\u00f0 en m\u00e9r fannst \u00feetta alltaf soldi\u00f0 sl\u00e1andi d\u00e6mi um r\u00fassnesku st\u00e9ttskiptinguna og st\u00f3r-r\u00fassneskuh\u00e1ttinn – fyrir \u00feeim var Gorbachev \u00fdmist Armeni e\u00f0a \u00dakra\u00ednuma\u00f0ur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hugsi\u00f0 ykkur eitt, Gorbachev ger\u00f0i fullt af p\u00f3lit\u00edskum mist\u00f6kum (augl\u00fdsingin bara ein af m\u00f6rgum) , en ver\u00f0ur samt alltaf einstaklingur sem ger\u00f0i heiminn betri – talsvert \u00f6fugt vi\u00f0 P\u00fat\u00edn og a\u00f0ra sem r\u00e1\u00f0a um \u00feessar mundir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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17. j\u00fan\u00ed<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Eftir a\u00f0 hafa hlegi\u00f0 d\u00e1tt me\u00f0, fyrst me\u00f0 tjaldb\u00fa\u00f0unum sem gl\u00f6ddust yfir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 tekist hef\u00f0i a\u00f0 tengja Johnny Depp vi\u00f0 hi\u00f0 algilda heimilisofbeldi karlmannsins, og s\u00ed\u00f0an me\u00f0 hinu tjaldst\u00e6\u00f0inu \u00feegar \u00farskur\u00f0a\u00f0 var a\u00f0 l\u00f6gformlega v\u00e6ru t\u00e9\u00f0ar \u00e1sakanir meints samb\u00fdlismanns Depps l\u00edklega vafasamar svo ekki v\u00e6ri meira sagt<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hlegi\u00f0 er d\u00e1tt en vart um gle\u00f0ihl\u00e1tur a\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0a. Normaliseringin \u00e1 \u00e1\u00f0urnefndnum tjaldsv\u00e6\u00f0um hefur var\u00f0a\u00f0 okkur \u00feann veg uns eldurinn gleypir j\u00f6r\u00f0ina, a\u00f0 samskipti <\/a>hinna svok\u00f6llu\u00f0u kynja eru komin \u00e1 mun verri sta\u00f0 en voru \u00feegar helliskonur dr\u00f3gu karla \u00e1 skegginu milli dyngja sinna.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Allt er \u00fea\u00f0 gott, – gott \u00ed merkingunni a\u00f0 svo vill meirihluti mannkyns hafa \u00fea\u00f0, – en uns heimur er alfari\u00f0 \u00fati og \u00feau sem kj\u00f3sa si\u00f0fer\u00f0i geta reynt a\u00f0 i\u00f0ka \u00fea\u00f0 og velja, legg \u00e9g til a\u00f0 andst\u00e6\u00f0ingar “kanseleringa” s\u00e9u<\/p>\n\n\n\n

sj\u00e1lfum s\u00e9r samkv\u00e6m, og gle\u00f0jist ekki e\u00f0a fagni \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 listama\u00f0urinn Amber Heard s\u00e9 l\u00e1tin l\u00ed\u00f0a fyrir \u00fea\u00f0 sem gerist \u00ed d\u00f3msm\u00e1lum einstaklingsins Amber Heard, heldur m\u00f3tm\u00e6li h\u00e1st\u00f6fum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sums\u00e9; allar kanseleringar eru rangar<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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7. j\u00fan\u00ed<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n


Var\u00fa\u00f0, spojlerar, triggerar, p\u00e1skaegg og allrahanda \u00f3efni<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nokkur or\u00f0 um \u00cdtal\u00edu<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Manni ver\u00f0ur t\u00ed\u00f0hugsa\u00f0 um \u00fea\u00f0 (s\u00e9rstaklega \u00feegar ma\u00f0ur er staddur \u00e1 \u00cdtal\u00edu) a\u00f0 ekki s\u00e9 mikill munur \u00e1 okkur sem f\u00f3rum \u00e1 mis vi\u00f0 r\u00f3m\u00f6nsku tungum\u00e1lin \u00ed sk\u00f3lum og v\u00edkingum og fer\u00f0al\u00f6ngum fr\u00e1 s\u00f6mu sl\u00f3\u00f0um fyrir 1000 til 1300 \u00e1rum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ef <\/a>vi\u00f0 erum heppin, og vi\u00f0 \u00feokkalega me\u00f0vitund, \u00feekkjum vi\u00f0 einhverja or\u00f0stofna \u00e1 lat\u00ednu og \u00feeim slettum vi\u00f0 beygingarlaust, oftast frumlagi en stundum einskonar andlagi \u00ed setningar\u00f3mynd – svo bendum vi\u00f0 \u00f3gnandi og h\u00e6kkum r\u00f3minn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u00f6gulega segir \u00feetta einhverja s\u00f6gu um hvernig \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0f\u00e9l\u00f6gin \u00fer\u00f3ast. \u00cdtalar hafa \u00e1tt or\u00f0i\u00f0 binario fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed \u00feau fundu upp tungum\u00e1li\u00f0 – og t\u00e1knar \u00fea\u00f0 beint og hreint teina, en l\u00edka tvennd af \u00fdmsu tagi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vissulega var einhver b\u00fainn a\u00f0 hugsa \u00ed tv\u00edhyggju \u00e1\u00f0ren \u00cdtalar bjuggu til or\u00f0 fyrir \u00fea\u00f0 en athugi\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00cdsland var a\u00f0 stofni til tr\u00faarbrag\u00f0afrj\u00e1lst og j\u00e1rnbrautarlaust svo langt sem nokku\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur man.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Frelsi til sko\u00f0ana versus tv\u00edhyggja – \u00fea\u00f0 m\u00e1 l\u00edka f\u00e6ra r\u00f6k fyrir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 tr\u00faarbrag\u00f0afrelsi ellegar -leysi s\u00e9u einkenni frumst\u00e6\u00f0ra og e\u00f0a for-r\u00edkislegra eininga.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cdslendingar misstu \u00feetta svo \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00fer\u00f3ast a\u00f0 nokkru viti og hafa ekki enn fengi\u00f0 neina j\u00e1rnbrautarlest, svo nokkur viti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

En R\u00f3mverjar bu\u00f0u l\u00edka upp\u00e1 tr\u00faarbrag\u00f0afrelsi og voru um lei\u00f0 n\u00fat\u00edmav\u00e6ddasta veldi s\u00edns t\u00edma. \u00dea\u00f0 er umhugsunarvert!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

T\u00e6knin eyddi R\u00f3marveldinu – (athugi\u00f0 \u00feema\u00f0 h\u00e9r; t\u00e6kni vs frumst\u00e6\u00f0ar\/forr\u00edkislegar einingar. ) – og er ma\u00f0ur p\u00ednu hr\u00e6ddur um \u00fer\u00f3unina \u00e1 \u00cdtal\u00edu sem n\u00fa er.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Einu sinni \u00feurftu \u00f6ll a\u00f0 lifa vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00f6nnur t\u00e6kju s\u00edna s\u00edestu, \u00fe\u00e1 skipulag\u00f0i f\u00f3lk sig \u00ed kringum \u00fea\u00f0, einsog \u00cdslendingar \u00e1 fimmtudagskv\u00f6ldum. En hvort sem \u00fea\u00f0 er tila\u00f0 \u00fe\u00f3knast \u00f6llum fer\u00f0am\u00f6nnunum, e\u00f0a landsmenn or\u00f0in \u00feurftafrekari og \u00f3\u00feolinm\u00f3\u00f0ari en \u00e1\u00f0ur, \u00fe\u00e1 eru \u00cdtalar \u00ed \u00f3\u00f0a\u00f6nn a\u00f0 taka upp sj\u00e1lfsafgrei\u00f0slu\u00fej\u00f3nustu – einsog automatana sem tr\u00f6llri\u00f0u Amer\u00edku \u00e1 6ta \u00e1ratug s\u00ed\u00f0ustu aldar. (ath samhengi\u00f0 – sj\u00e1lfsafgrei\u00f0slan\/t\u00e6knitr\u00fain\/vetnissprengjan – enginn skilur af hverju Bandar\u00edkin eru enn\u00fe\u00e1 til)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00dei\u00f0 sj\u00e1i\u00f0 hvert stefnir? \u00deegar t\u00e6knitr\u00fain\/letin hefur algerlega teki\u00f0 yfirh\u00f6ndina, einsog hj\u00e1 \u00f3nefndum sveitarf\u00e9lagsstj\u00f3rum \u00ed Reykjav\u00edk sem skilyr\u00f0a alla \u00fej\u00f3nustu: str\u00e6t\u00f3, \u00fatsvarsgrei\u00f0slur, rafmagns- og hitam\u00e6la\u00e1lestur og fram eftir g\u00f6tunum vi\u00f0 \u00f3framkv\u00e6manlegar sj\u00e1lfsafgrei\u00f0slu\u00fatf\u00e6rslur – sem minnkar enn frekar hi\u00f0 nau\u00f0synlega samspil og f\u00e9lagslega gagnvirkni borgaranna – \u00fe\u00e1 hefur samf\u00e9lagi\u00f0 e\u00f0lilega enga \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0u lengur til a\u00f0 vera til og ey\u00f0ir s\u00e9r sj\u00e1lft – einsog F\u00f6nixinn \u00feegar Harry Potter er b\u00fainn a\u00f0 segja F\u00f6nixbrandarann.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00dea\u00f0 er vonandi a\u00f0 n\u00fdr sveitastj\u00f3rnarmeirihluti skilji \u00fea\u00f0 eil\u00edti\u00f0 betur en s\u00e1 s\u00ed\u00f0asti a\u00f0 t\u00e6knitr\u00fa sem n\u00fallar \u00fat manneskjuna og hlutverk hennar og tilveru – er \u00e1kj\u00f3sanleg fyrir r\u00f3b\u00f3ta og gerfigreind en s\u00ed\u00f0ur fyrir manneskjuna og samf\u00e9lagi\u00f0.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

G\u00f3\u00f0a lukku!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ennfremur, Viktor Tsoi t\u00f3nleikarnir heppnu\u00f0ust pr\u00fd\u00f0ilega vel og takk \u00f6ll sem komu\u00f0. \u00deetta ver\u00f0ur \u00fev\u00ed mi\u00f0ur a\u00f0 \u00f6llum l\u00edkindum aldrei flutt aftur. En kanski er \u00fea\u00f0 bara meira spennandi \u00feannig.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

N\u00e6st \u00e1 dagskr\u00e1 er h\u00e1t\u00ed\u00f0ardagskr\u00e1 \u00ed Reykholti, og er a\u00f0 safnast \u00ed st\u00f3rskemmtilegan gestaflytjenda lista.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fylgist me\u00f0, ciao bello!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

ps. Fyrir ekki svo l\u00f6ngu var \u00e9g a\u00f0 \u00fatsk\u00fdra fyrir tveimur langt\u00edmagestum \u00e1 \u00cdslandi nau\u00f0syn \u00feess a\u00f0 sn\u00e6\u00f0a ekki sjaldnar en einusinni Hl\u00f6llab\u00e1t – og verandi \u00f6ll laus vi\u00f0 \u00e1fengis\u00fe\u00f6rf \u00feurfti a\u00f0 h\u00f6f\u00f0a mj\u00f6g til \u00edmyndunarafls okkar allra til a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 fyrir s\u00e9r n\u00e6turl\u00edfi\u00f0 \u00ed Reykjav\u00edk fyrir hartn\u00e6r \u00ferj\u00e1t\u00edu \u00e1rum – og hlutverk Hl\u00f6lla \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kemur \u00fe\u00e1 ekki bara \u00ed lj\u00f3s a\u00f0 R\u00f3mverjar fundu \u00feetta upp einsog flest anna\u00f0 (ef R fundu \u00fea\u00f0 ekki upp \u00fe\u00e1 ger\u00f0u \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00f6llum l\u00edkindum \u00cdtalar) – og k\u00f6llu\u00f0u Cornettari – sums\u00e9 s\u00ed\u00f0n\u00e6turbitinn sem markar endam\u00f6rk n\u00e6turgaufsins.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

G\u00f3\u00f0ar stundir<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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23. apr\u00edl<\/strong>
Sm\u00e1 \u00f6ppdeit \u00e1 byltingu og bolta:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cdslendingarnir spilu\u00f0u meira upp \u00e1 l\u00ednuna en s\u00ed\u00f0ast, \u00fear voru \u00fe\u00e6r litaraftslausu sem st\u00f3\u00f0u sig afbur\u00f0a vel. En \u00fea\u00f0 dug\u00f0i ekki til, n\u00e6sti leikur ver\u00f0ur \u00fe\u00f3 grj\u00f3tunninn me\u00f0 \u00feessu framhaldi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Annars vekur 2nnt athygli eftir leik \u00feennan – fyrst litaraftslausu l\u00ednumennirnir eru til umr\u00e6\u00f0u, a\u00f0 2 hornamenn og einn l\u00ednuma\u00f0ur geti vi\u00f0 vissar a\u00f0st\u00e6\u00f0ur breyst \u00ed 1 hornamann og 2 l\u00ednumenn – \u00fe\u00e1 s\u00e9u engar a\u00f0st\u00e6\u00f0ur sem leyfa 3 hornamenn, enda strangbanna\u00f0 b\u00e6\u00f0i af <\/a>P\u00fd\u00feag\u00f3ras og Arist\u00f3telesi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hitt er me\u00f0 litaraftsleysi\u00f0; \u00edslenskan b\u00fd\u00f0ur velkomnar 2 myndir or\u00f0sins; ss litaraft og litarhaft – sem vissulega j\u00e1kv\u00e6\u00f0a og neikv\u00e6\u00f0a mynd af “s\u00f6mu” n\u00e1tt\u00farulegu birtingarmyndinni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

S\u00e1 er \u00ed hafti s\u00edns litar \u00feegar \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1stand gerir vi\u00f0komandi a\u00f0 segli og skotmarki fyrir allskyns ford\u00f3ma, misskilning og annarsskonar ofbeldi. \u00dea\u00f0 er hinn neikv\u00e6\u00f0i \u00fe\u00e1ttur sem sn\u00fdr a\u00f0 minnihlutanum e\u00f0a hinu einstaka.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Aftur hefur margt gott f\u00f3lk velt fyrir s\u00e9r lengi a\u00f0 vandi \u00cdslendinga felist a\u00f0 svo miklu leyti \u00ed innbr\u00edding og \u00ferj\u00f3skufullri einangrun gagnvart \u00f6\u00f0rum menningarheimum, hugmyndum og bl\u00f3\u00f0i.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00dea\u00f0 er neikv\u00e6tt litar-haft fj\u00f6ldans – ef fj\u00f6lda m\u00e1 kalla \u00ed tilviki \u00cdslendinga. *<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sama m\u00e1 segja um byltinguna g\u00f3\u00f0u. H\u00fan er frekar hj\u00e1k\u00e1tleg \u00feegar alltaf skal breyta til me\u00f0 v\u00edxla spillingarbesefunum. (Hi\u00f0 tv\u00edl\u00f3ka\u00f0a fe\u00f0raveldi stj\u00f3rnm\u00e1lanna).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00dea\u00f0 er vissulega gr\u00e1tbroslegt a\u00f0 hlusta \u00e1 Samfylkingar-heilaga-hneykslun tala um gullfiskaminni gagnvart Sj\u00e1lfsst\u00e6\u00f0isflokknum, og r\u00e1n \u00e1 eignum og afkomu almennings.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vinur minn er \u00f3vinur vinar m\u00edns, og allt \u00fea\u00f0.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00de\u00f3tt m\u00f6rg Samfylkingin \u00ed dag hafi veri\u00f0 \u00e1 bangsadeildinni \u00feegar landi\u00f0 var r\u00e6nt s\u00ed\u00f0ast – v\u00e6ri a\u00f0eins meiri vir\u00f0ing s\u00fdnd me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 taka \u00e1byrg\u00f0 og tala \u00fatfr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Svona eldmessur eru svipa\u00f0 tr\u00faver\u00f0ugar og ritstj\u00f3rnarpistlar \u00ed Fr\u00e9ttabla\u00f0inu \u00fearsem S\u00f3lveigu \u00d6nnu er kennt um St\u00f3rub\u00f3lu og engisprettufaralda \u00e1 v\u00edxl.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

En uppsumma\u00f0; \u00cdslendingarnir fundu l\u00ednuna s\u00edna og n\u00fa ver\u00f0a \u00feeim allir vegir f\u00e6rir \u00e1 \u00f6ll m\u00f3t og fj\u00f6r! Til hamingju.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Og byltingin, j\u00e1 byltingin; sbr me\u00f0fylgjandi myndskei\u00f0<\/p>\n\n\n\n

* Strangt til teki\u00f0 er engin \u00ed raun litaraftslaus, einsog a\u00f0 ofan er \u00ed ve\u00f0ri l\u00e1ti\u00f0 vaka – h\u00e9r er \u00fea\u00f0 gert sem hluti s\u00f3sjal tilraunar sem gengur \u00fat \u00e1 a\u00f0 nota engin s\u00e9rn\u00f6fn \u00ed 10 daga, og v\u00edsa til f\u00f3lks eing\u00f6ngu me\u00f0 neikv\u00e6\u00f0um v\u00edsunum \u00ed litleysi; sbr; vi\u00f0komandi er ekki br\u00fann, vi\u00f0komandi er ekki svartur og svo frv.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Einhverjum g\u00e6ti virst \u00feetta flippant hugmynd en \u00fe\u00e1 m\u00e1 \u00e1 m\u00f3ti spyrja; af hverju ekki?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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23. apr\u00edl<\/strong>
Sm\u00e1 \u00f6ppdeit \u00e1 byltingu og bolta:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cdslendingarnir spilu\u00f0u meira upp \u00e1 l\u00ednuna en s\u00ed\u00f0ast, \u00fear voru \u00fe\u00e6r litaraftslausu sem st\u00f3\u00f0u sig afbur\u00f0a vel. En \u00fea\u00f0 dug\u00f0i ekki til, n\u00e6sti leikur ver\u00f0ur \u00fe\u00f3 grj\u00f3tunninn me\u00f0 \u00feessu framhaldi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Annars vekur 2nnt athygli eftir leik \u00feennan – fyrst litaraftslausu l\u00ednumennirnir eru til umr\u00e6\u00f0u, a\u00f0 2 hornamenn og einn l\u00ednuma\u00f0ur geti vi\u00f0 vissar a\u00f0st\u00e6\u00f0ur breyst \u00ed 1 hornamann og 2 l\u00ednumenn – \u00fe\u00e1 s\u00e9u engar a\u00f0st\u00e6\u00f0ur sem leyfa 3 hornamenn, enda strangbanna\u00f0 b\u00e6\u00f0i af <\/a>P\u00fd\u00feag\u00f3ras og Arist\u00f3telesi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hitt er me\u00f0 litaraftsleysi\u00f0; \u00edslenskan b\u00fd\u00f0ur velkomnar 2 myndir or\u00f0sins; ss litaraft og litarhaft – sem vissulega j\u00e1kv\u00e6\u00f0a og neikv\u00e6\u00f0a mynd af “s\u00f6mu” n\u00e1tt\u00farulegu birtingarmyndinni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

S\u00e1 er \u00ed hafti s\u00edns litar \u00feegar \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1stand gerir vi\u00f0komandi a\u00f0 segli og skotmarki fyrir allskyns ford\u00f3ma, misskilning og annarsskonar ofbeldi. \u00dea\u00f0 er hinn neikv\u00e6\u00f0i \u00fe\u00e1ttur sem sn\u00fdr a\u00f0 minnihlutanum e\u00f0a hinu einstaka.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Aftur hefur margt gott f\u00f3lk velt fyrir s\u00e9r lengi a\u00f0 vandi \u00cdslendinga felist a\u00f0 svo miklu leyti \u00ed innbr\u00edding og \u00ferj\u00f3skufullri einangrun gagnvart \u00f6\u00f0rum menningarheimum, hugmyndum og bl\u00f3\u00f0i.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00dea\u00f0 er neikv\u00e6tt litar-haft fj\u00f6ldans – ef fj\u00f6lda m\u00e1 kalla \u00ed tilviki \u00cdslendinga. *<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sama m\u00e1 segja um byltinguna g\u00f3\u00f0u. H\u00fan er frekar hj\u00e1k\u00e1tleg \u00feegar alltaf skal breyta til me\u00f0 v\u00edxla spillingarbesefunum. (Hi\u00f0 tv\u00edl\u00f3ka\u00f0a fe\u00f0raveldi stj\u00f3rnm\u00e1lanna).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00dea\u00f0 er vissulega gr\u00e1tbroslegt a\u00f0 hlusta \u00e1 Samfylkingar-heilaga-hneykslun tala um gullfiskaminni gagnvart Sj\u00e1lfsst\u00e6\u00f0isflokknum, og r\u00e1n \u00e1 eignum og afkomu almennings.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vinur minn er \u00f3vinur vinar m\u00edns, og allt \u00fea\u00f0.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00de\u00f3tt m\u00f6rg Samfylkingin \u00ed dag hafi veri\u00f0 \u00e1 bangsadeildinni \u00feegar landi\u00f0 var r\u00e6nt s\u00ed\u00f0ast – v\u00e6ri a\u00f0eins meiri vir\u00f0ing s\u00fdnd me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 taka \u00e1byrg\u00f0 og tala \u00fatfr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Svona eldmessur eru svipa\u00f0 tr\u00faver\u00f0ugar og ritstj\u00f3rnarpistlar \u00ed Fr\u00e9ttabla\u00f0inu \u00fearsem S\u00f3lveigu \u00d6nnu er kennt um St\u00f3rub\u00f3lu og engisprettufaralda \u00e1 v\u00edxl.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

En uppsumma\u00f0; \u00cdslendingarnir fundu l\u00ednuna s\u00edna og n\u00fa ver\u00f0a \u00feeim allir vegir f\u00e6rir \u00e1 \u00f6ll m\u00f3t og fj\u00f6r! Til hamingju.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Og byltingin, j\u00e1 byltingin; sbr me\u00f0fylgjandi myndskei\u00f0<\/p>\n\n\n\n

* Strangt til teki\u00f0 er engin \u00ed raun litaraftslaus, einsog a\u00f0 ofan er \u00ed ve\u00f0ri l\u00e1ti\u00f0 vaka – h\u00e9r er \u00fea\u00f0 gert sem hluti s\u00f3sjal tilraunar sem gengur \u00fat \u00e1 a\u00f0 nota engin s\u00e9rn\u00f6fn \u00ed 10 daga, og v\u00edsa til f\u00f3lks eing\u00f6ngu me\u00f0 neikv\u00e6\u00f0um v\u00edsunum \u00ed litleysi; sbr; vi\u00f0komandi er ekki br\u00fann, vi\u00f0komandi er ekki svartur og svo frv.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Einhverjum g\u00e6ti virst \u00feetta flippant hugmynd en \u00fe\u00e1 m\u00e1 \u00e1 m\u00f3ti spyrja; af hverju ekki?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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31. mars<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Var hugsi \u00ed g\u00e6r hve selekt\u00edf vi\u00f0 erum gjarna gagnvart oft auglj\u00f3sum \u00e1r\u00f3\u00f0ri (auglj\u00f3s \u00e1r\u00f3\u00f0ur = augl\u00fdsingar, if \u00fe\u00fa vilt)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

R\u00fav v\u00edsa\u00f0i enn og aftur \u00ed r\u00fassneska “sko\u00f0anak\u00f6nnun” sem s\u00fdnir a\u00f0 meirihluti R\u00fassa sty\u00f0ji str\u00ed\u00f0i\u00f0 – og \u00fev\u00ed s\u00e9 hvorutveggja e\u00f0lilegt og v\u00edsindalegt a\u00f0 \u00e6tla a\u00f0 allir s\u00e9u R\u00fassar s\u00f6mu \u00f3- og sk\u00edtmennin og herstj\u00f3rinn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hygg a\u00f0 s\u00e9u a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a 2 vikur s\u00ed\u00f0an \u00e9g heyr\u00f0i \u00feessa “sko\u00f0anak\u00f6nnun” \u00fatsk\u00fdr\u00f0a hj\u00e1 BBC heims (sem n\u00f3tabene er langt \u00ed fr\u00e1 a\u00f0 vera mikill m\u00e1svari R\u00fassa), <\/a>a\u00f0 um hafi veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0a s\u00edmak\u00f6nnun r\u00edkisstofnunar me\u00f0 nokkurra tuga \u00fe\u00fasund \u00fartaki, sem hef\u00f0 s\u00e9 fyrir a\u00f0 98 pr\u00f3sent \u00edhringdra neiti a\u00f0 svara – og \u00feessi \u00fatreikningur s\u00e9 \u00fev\u00ed bygg\u00f0ur \u00e1 sv\u00f6rum 2 pr\u00f3senta af p\u00ednul\u00edtlu \u00fartaki – og ennfremur var s\u00e9rstaklega teki\u00f0 fram a\u00f0 ekkert s\u00e9 heldur a\u00f0 marka sv\u00f6r 2 pr\u00f3sentanna – \u00fev\u00ed engin leynd s\u00e9 yfir spurningum , sv\u00f6rum og \u00farvinnslu – og \u00fev\u00ed detti engum \u00ed hug a\u00f0 or\u00f0a raunverulega sko\u00f0un s\u00edna.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00dearna er sums\u00e9 veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0a p\u00fat\u00edn\u00e1r\u00f3\u00f0ur sem hentar \u00e1kve\u00f0inni framsetningu og \u00fev\u00ed f\u00e6r hann a\u00f0 sj\u00e1st.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

En \u00fea\u00f0 breytir samt ekki \u00fev\u00ed \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri \u00e1hugavert a\u00f0 vita hvernig \u00feessar sko\u00f0anir skiptast, \u00fev\u00ed \u00fe\u00f3tt m\u00f3tm\u00e6li gegn str\u00ed\u00f0inu hafi veri\u00f0 st\u00f3r og h\u00e1v\u00e6r \u00e1 r\u00fassneskan m\u00e6likvar\u00f0a – \u00fe\u00e1 hafa \u00feau hvorki haft \u00feann skri\u00f0boltaeffekt sem vonast var eftir n\u00e9 haft mikil \u00e1hrif \u00e1 str\u00ed\u00f0ss\u00f3\u00f0ana \u00ed Kreml.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Efnahagsatri\u00f0i og h\u00e6tta \u00e1 missi n\u00fat\u00edma\u00fe\u00e6ginda vir\u00f0ast leggja meiri pressu \u00e1 forsetann.
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29. mars<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Margir \u00e1hugaver\u00f0ir punktar h\u00e9r, en umlei\u00f0 soldi\u00f0 \u00e1 skj\u00f6n. A\u00f0allega hugmyndin um \u00dakra\u00ednu sem evr\u00f3pska hluta fyrrum Sov\u00e9tr\u00edkjanna – og \u00e1n hennar R\u00fassland \u00fev\u00ed sums\u00e9 hreint og beint As\u00edur\u00edki – sem \u00fe\u00fd\u00f0ir \u00fe\u00e1 hva\u00f0? Athugi\u00f0 a\u00f0 Kazakstan, eystri hluti R\u00fasslands if you will, reynir eftir megni a\u00f0 fjarl\u00e6gjast og ford\u00e6ma innr\u00e1s \u00ed \u00dakra\u00ednu, \u00e1n \u00feess \u00fe\u00f3 a\u00f0 kalla yfir sig beinar a\u00f0ger\u00f0ir fr\u00e1 Kreml.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Evr\u00f3pulaust R\u00fassland er eitthva\u00f0 sem ekki er vi\u00f0 bjargandi, einsog K\u00edna – algerlega <\/a>\u00f3samr\u00e6manlegt vi\u00f0 “hinn si\u00f0mennta\u00f0a heim” og best a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta afskiptalaust til \u00f6ryggis. \u00deetta er g\u00f6mul tugga.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cd fyrsta lagi, evr\u00f3pski hluti fyrrum Sov\u00e9t-keisarad\u00e6misins, er jafnan talinn n\u00e1 inn \u00ed Kirj\u00e1labotn – en \u00feess utan tila\u00f0 \u00dakra\u00edna geti representera\u00f0 Evr\u00f3puhluta keisarad\u00e6misins, ver\u00f0ur R\u00fassland a\u00f0 geta \u00e1 einhvern h\u00e1tt gert tilkall a\u00f0 telja \u00fea\u00f0 me\u00f0 s\u00ednu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00deannig, \u00feetta er soldi\u00f0 einsog “konan m\u00edn er…..” yfirl\u00fdsingar hj\u00e1 einhverjum sem \u00e1 enga konu. “Konan m\u00edn er me\u00f0 h\u00e1\/mikil laun: Konan m\u00edn er meiri l\u00fd\u00f0r\u00e6\u00f0issinni en konan \u00fe\u00edn: Konan m\u00edn er me\u00f0 st\u00f3r brj\u00f3st og hlj\u00f3\u00f0himnus\u00fdkingu!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cd seinni t\u00ed\u00f0 hefur ma\u00f0ur aldrei heyrt a\u00f0ra en r\u00fassneska \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0ernissinna og annarskonar vanvita halda \u00fev\u00ed fram a\u00f0 R\u00fassland hafi eitthva\u00f0 um \u00dakra\u00ednu a\u00f0 segja, margt venjulegt f\u00f3lk segir gjarna a\u00f0 l\u00f6ndin s\u00e9u tengd vegna blanda\u00f0ra fj\u00f6lskyldna, farandverkamanna og eins (heyr\u00f0i einmitt \u00ed g\u00e6r a\u00f0 \u00e1 10da \u00e1ratug hef\u00f0u n\u00e1nast \u00f6ll i\u00f0na\u00f0armannast\u00f6rf \u00ed Moskvu veri\u00f0 unnin af \u00fakra\u00ednskum farandverkam\u00f6nnum), \u00fea\u00f0 er, \u00f6rl\u00f6g \u00dakra\u00ednu skipta R\u00fassa m\u00e1li, \u00e1 mj\u00f6g beinan h\u00e1tt – sem gerir \u00fea\u00f0 enn sorglegra og skelfilegra hva\u00f0 \u00feeir vir\u00f0ast m\u00e1ttvana gagnvart “herstj\u00f3runum” s\u00ednum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

En sl\u00edk sm\u00e1atri\u00f0i skipta ekki m\u00e1li fyrir \u00feau sem sitja vi\u00f0 st\u00f3ra taflbor\u00f0i\u00f0.
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5. mars<\/strong>
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T\u00f3kum g\u00f3\u00f0an t\u00f3nleikar\u00fant \u00ed kv\u00f6ld. Fyrst, Sucks to be you, Nigel og Dr. Gunni<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ver\u00f0ur manni \u00fe\u00e1 hugsa\u00f0 til \u00feess hvort B\u00f3nus muni vera til a\u00f0 eil\u00edfu. Vissulega, ef allt gengur a\u00f0 \u00f3skum, munum vi\u00f0 lifa \u00fe\u00e1 t\u00edma a\u00f0 peninga, marka\u00f0a og v\u00f6ruskiptakerfi\u00f0 ver\u00f0ur afnumi\u00f0. Og, einsog margoft hefur fram komi\u00f0, matur mun koma \u00far sameinda-myndurum – og jafnvel \u00fe\u00f3tt svo ver\u00f0i, einsog s\u00e9st helst \u00ed Enterprise ser\u00edunni me\u00f0 Blalock, \u00feegar mannkyni\u00f0 er ekki jafn si\u00f0a\u00f0 og \u00fea\u00f0 ver\u00f0ur \u00e1 t\u00edmum Spocks <\/a>og Janeway – a\u00f0 jafnvel \u00fe\u00e1 ver\u00f0i bo\u00f0i\u00f0 upp\u00e1 eitthva\u00f0 form af barbar\u00edskri nostalg\u00edu \u00ed replikatornum – einsog sameinda-mynda\u00f0an B\u00f3nus-plokkfisk e\u00f0a hina margfr\u00e6gu B\u00f3nusfiskis\u00fapu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Svo g\u00e6ti \u00fea\u00f0 fali\u00f0 \u00ed s\u00e9r, \u00feegar mannkyni\u00f0 \u00feroskast \u00e1 n\u00e6sta stig, a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00f6rfin fyrir B\u00f3nus, jafnvel sem minningar einv\u00f6r\u00f0ungu, ver\u00f0i ekki lengur til sta\u00f0ar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hi\u00f0 si\u00f0mennta\u00f0a, \u00edtur\u00fer\u00f3a\u00f0a mannkyn mun ekki lengur hafa neina “Aumingja me\u00f0 B\u00f3nuspoka”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Heimurinn lengi vel \u00e1tti a\u00f0 enda \u00ed umhverfisslysi sem vi\u00f0 \u00e6ttum \u00f6ll jafna s\u00f6k \u00e1, \u00fea\u00f0 hef\u00f0i veri\u00f0 \u00e1kve\u00f0in r\u00f3mant\u00edk \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed – og B\u00f3nus hef\u00f0i \u00fe\u00e1 bara li\u00f0i\u00f0 undir lok einsog allt anna\u00f0. Kanski k\u00e6mi f\u00f3lk \u00far geimnum og \u00feekkti ekki aftur j\u00f6r\u00f0ina fyren \u00fea\u00f0 fyndi h\u00e1lf jar\u00f0a\u00f0an B\u00f3nusf\u00e1nann.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“You blew it up. Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00e6tti samt frekar vi\u00f0 raunveruleikann sem blasir vi\u00f0 n\u00fana \u00feegar \u00e1kve\u00f0i\u00f0 var a\u00f0 sn\u00faa klukkunni til baka um 40 \u00e1r – og endur”lifa” \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1stand \u00feegar sen\u00edlir valdn\u00ed\u00f0ingar r\u00fanka s\u00e9r \u00e1 rau\u00f0a takkanum fyrir “endurkosningu” e\u00f0a bara sem eitt stykki verulega sikk dj\u00f3k.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00deessir riddarar retr\u00f3sins munu hafa af okkur a\u00f0 anna\u00f0hvort f\u00e1 a\u00f0 deyja \u00ed heimatilb\u00fainni og n\u00e1tt\u00farulegri umhverfisv\u00e1, e\u00f0a komast a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 fr\u00e9ttir af yfirvofandi andl\u00e1ti pl\u00e1netunnar s\u00e9u st\u00f3rlega \u00fdktar. En B\u00f3nus f\u00e6r \u00fe\u00f3 a\u00f0 vera til alveg fram \u00e1 lokastund – og Auminginn me\u00f0 B\u00f3nuspokann l\u00edka.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Og h\u00e9rna er Forsm\u00e1n me\u00f0 lagi\u00f0:
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